I can always count on tumblr to give me a good laugh! Visit my blog! meetreyston.comTumblr (3.0; @elreyjoven)http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf6b728650ff206bc37f06579e1c5ffe/tumblr_moikorT8l61qdumqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>New Jay-Z Album Coming July 4th</big></p><blockquote><p>*takes deep breath* FUCK YESSS!!! I’m getting a Kanye, Jay-Z and Beyoncé album all in the same…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://meetreyston.com/2013/06/16/new-jay-z-album-coming-july-4th/">View Post</a></p>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/53159200988http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/53159200988Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:41:14 -0500AlbumHip-HopHovJay-ZJuly 4thMagna Carta Holy GrailMusicNewRapSummer<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0e2743a3089b25c508e376385ee6c21/tumblr_mfrx6wlwrT1rszkofo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/52963411438http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/52963411438Fri, 14 Jun 2013 14:01:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b3b6f226f66885a32c8d553ffc1aecf0/tumblr_moe9ivFOe31qdumqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>The Leakage of YEEZUS</big></p><blockquote><p>After the official tracklist leaked from Kanye’s newest controversial album ‘Yeezus’, the entire…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://meetreyston.com/2013/06/14/the-leakage-of-yeezus/">View Post</a></p>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/52958925184http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/52958925184Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:49:42 -0500AlbumCelebritesControversialentertainmentGodGOOD MusicKanye WestKid CudiKimyeMusicNewSummerYeezus<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ecef15674a3de12df4187e6f551da6a/tumblr_mo5q7tI4nt1qdumqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>A Sunday At The Theater: After Earth</big></p><blockquote><p>On a rainy day like today, there isn’t much to do except stay inside and be pissed that the sun is…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://meetreyston.com/2013/06/09/a-sunday-at-the-theater-after-earth/">View Post</a></p>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/52598805787http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/52598805787Sun, 09 Jun 2013 22:11:52 -0500After EarthAliensfutureJaden SmithM. Night ShyamalanMoviesReviewSpaceWill Smith<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6be363bc2e7e81483649f7e295743e1/tumblr_mnua3druj61qdzw4ro1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0641361fe7fa44e5155abd3e6fe5b328/tumblr_mnua3druj61qdzw4ro2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/89cf014e2d0347af8f76c49807bbce3c/tumblr_mnua3druj61qdzw4ro3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8d20c4ed5ca495665bac39a53d016d5/tumblr_mnua3druj61qdzw4ro4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2a1895fbd615c0bae4fb52d9c712df12/tumblr_mnua3druj61qdzw4ro5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ffa5c455fae9d78b6fbb3ad8050dcc86/tumblr_mnua3druj61qdzw4ro6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ebbe728943317d9ca203d99f4d74761/tumblr_mnua3druj61qdzw4ro7_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1979d39125f5c807e69ef8deb96bfd35/tumblr_mnua3druj61qdzw4ro8_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://manuxinhace.tumblr.com/post/52102490531/fox-news-talks-about-working-mothers-negative">manuxinhace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Fox News talks about working mothers’ negative impact on their children. AKA “When Fox News gets so misogynistic that their own anchor is 1026% done with them.” [<a href="http://www.upworthy.com/wow-fox-newswoman-lays-epic-smackdown-on-fox-newsmen-for-obvious-and-blatant-misogyny?c=to2">x</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/52335817984http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/52335817984Thu, 06 Jun 2013 18:27:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f1861684980e7429352292d72b5bb7a/tumblr_mnsjwt877E1qewacoo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6abaff10dbfa98632b1be37b4dc31d5b/tumblr_mnsjwt877E1qewacoo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c9fd289236646ba08ed334f945cad5f/tumblr_mnsjwt877E1qewacoo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1dedf4133d41427005efd534e0f8fd42/tumblr_mnsjwt877E1qewacoo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/52015002609/dinner-out-stanleycolors">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Dinner Out [<a href="http://www.stanleycolors.com/2013/06/dinner-out/">stanleycolors</a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>Ha.</p>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/52196740397http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/52196740397Tue, 04 Jun 2013 23:10:45 -0500<blockquote><p>Remember that one time when I said I was on a normal blogging schedule? Well, that was actually a joke. Hilarious right?… No? Well, I thought it was funny. Guess I need better jokes.</p> <p>In the sad news category, yesterday marked one year since my family put…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://meetreyston.com/2013/06/02/about-that/">View Post</a></p>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/52020537782http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/52020537782Sun, 02 Jun 2013 20:38:43 -0500BlogdogsMinnesotaSunday<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/667001d9d3560ff99c0c36fdb0ff4d49/tumblr_mn3rr0P4Lx1qdumqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Why I Live For The Internet</p><p><a href="http://meetreyston.com/2013/05/20/why-i-live-for-the-internet/">View Post</a></p>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/50910479497http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/50910479497Mon, 20 May 2013 10:16:11 -0500DanceDiploDrunkFunnyHilariousInternetMusicNicky Da BStrangevideoWeekendWeirdWTFYoloYoutube<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/667001d9d3560ff99c0c36fdb0ff4d49/tumblr_mn3rqzyCAn1qdumqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Why I Live For The Internet</big></p><blockquote><p>Monday is here, but I can’t help but to think about the hilarity of my weekend. I have a friend who…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://meetreyston.com/2013/05/20/why-i-live-for-the-internet/">View Post</a></p>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/50910479171http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/50910479171Mon, 20 May 2013 10:16:10 -0500DanceDiploDrunkFunnyHilariousInternetMusicNicky Da BStrangevideoWeekendWeirdWTFYoloYoutube<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/71855986c9fdadf2086b45676940357c/tumblr_mmwu2rlFQS1qdumqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Reviews For Days</big></p><blockquote><p>In this post I’ll be reviewing the two pieces of entertainment that I’ve recently had the pleasure…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://meetreyston.com/2013/05/16/reviews-for-days/">View Post</a></p>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/50601416253http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/50601416253Thu, 16 May 2013 16:23:15 -0500AlbumBeyonceDirty LaundrydramaentertainmentFilmKelly RowlandLeonardo DiCaprioMovieMusicNewNovelTalk A Good GameThe Great Gatsby<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/92b6edf2d9fb2b4a8152895825bcfb84/tumblr_mmtlcxCFxh1qdumqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Minnesota Summer Lovin’</big></p><blockquote><p>Being a Minnesotan definitely has it’s perks. We have all four seasons and find something to praise…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://meetreyston.wordpress.com/2013/05/14/minnesota-summer-lovin/">View Post</a></p>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/50472061166http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/50472061166Tue, 14 May 2013 22:22:09 -0500beerBeyoncebloggingfireFriendsMinnesotanaturestarsSummerTuesdaywilderness<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a70eae98a6e5c99b5af47c738ec2392/tumblr_mmt4qwuTBG1qdumqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>#BackToBlogging</big></p><blockquote><p>Oh! Well hello there! After a brief hiatus, I’m back to a regular blogging schedule. Forgive me.…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://meetreyston.com/2013/05/14/backtoblogging/">View Post</a></p>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/50444843296http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/50444843296Tue, 14 May 2013 16:23:19 -0500BeyoncebillsbloggingclothesCollegedrinksjobs suckmoneyrambleshortsSummert-shirtsTuesdayWork<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a70eae98a6e5c99b5af47c738ec2392/tumblr_mmt4olVr2t1qdumqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>#BackToBlogging</big></p><blockquote><p>Oh! Well hello there! After a brief hiatus, I’m back to a regular blogging schedule. Forgive me.…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://meetreyston.com/2013/05/14/backtoblogging/">View Post</a></p>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/50444741609http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/50444741609Tue, 14 May 2013 16:21:54 -0500BeyoncebillsbloggingclothesCollegedrinksjobs suckmoneyrambleshortsSummert-shirtsTuesdayWork<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1a70eae98a6e5c99b5af47c738ec2392/tumblr_mmstopCbbK1qdumqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>#BackToBlogging</big></p><blockquote><p>Oh! Well hello there! After a brief hiatus, I’m back to a regular blogging schedule. Forgive me.…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://meetreyston.com/2013/05/14/backtoblogging/">View Post</a></p>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/50429503599http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/50429503599Tue, 14 May 2013 12:24:23 -0500BeyoncebillsbloggingclothesCollegedrinksjobs suckmoneyrambleshortsSummert-shirtsTuesdayWork<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/36d65b084e7c2bf8120343c5ff7637fb/tumblr_mmpe5tnHwH1rc35k1o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Ugh….You beautiful motherfucker…please live forever!</p>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/50327254257http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/50327254257Mon, 13 May 2013 01:35:26 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db4b8556cc7c063602715b0d6554cffe/tumblr_mltbqhCgiZ1r3fv6wo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/48855796210http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/48855796210Thu, 25 Apr 2013 10:07:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d727eab1510dd215051be36e3b53bf21/tumblr_mltejatVnh1qdumqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Beyoncé Came To Heal Me</big></p><blockquote><p>As I’m laying in bed, feeling like shit, my phone starts blowing up and I didn’t even want to look…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://meetreyston.com/2013/04/25/beyonce-came-to-heal-me/">View Post</a></p>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/48853687091http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/48853687091Thu, 25 Apr 2013 09:21:10 -0500BeyHiveBeyoncecelebritiesentertainmentFashionH&amp;MKing BMusicNew AlbumNew songStanding On The SunSummer<blockquote><p>I swear I get sick like every other week. What is this?! On Monday night I made the journey to Eau Claire, WI, so I could surprise a friend for her birthday. It was fun and what not, but when I woke up, I had no voice and this disgusting cough. There’s no…</p></blockquote><p><a href="http://meetreyston.com/2013/04/24/coughs-for-days/">View Post</a></p>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/48832623346http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/48832623346Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:20:46 -0500bedtimeBeyonceBlogcoldcoughing for daysheadacheI&039;m like Ne-Yo &039;So Sick&039;save meSick<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cae2a26468d3fef20a5d530e4d7161eb/tumblr_mlkp3wHFad1qb5gkjo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b64f6475dbea7043fb0e8b08d68dacb/tumblr_mlkp3wHFad1qb5gkjo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9069edba0451e5d58a60be05126238c9/tumblr_mlkp3wHFad1qb5gkjo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/421a1ba45fb18badfca274a92336b260/tumblr_mlkp3wHFad1qb5gkjo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/924548b8b92b2cf8ffb6824bd2e0f172/tumblr_mlkp3wHFad1qb5gkjo9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9fecf80f3c3d0d18e12e77ddd81428da/tumblr_mlkp3wHFad1qb5gkjo10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f803023e17039c8f37d7ff06eef99325/tumblr_mlkp3wHFad1qb5gkjo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/49d42315087b735d9f18b86444b6ba57/tumblr_mlkp3wHFad1qb5gkjo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dde96867de5554349ba375eec45d134c/tumblr_mlkp3wHFad1qb5gkjo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c04c2dc95562c50e618acebc5e357b5a/tumblr_mlkp3wHFad1qb5gkjo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/48811620324http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/48811620324Wed, 24 Apr 2013 19:03:44 -0500*Man walks into a store and finds employee*<br /> Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!<br /> Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?<br /> Man: I never filled out an application.<br /> Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.<br /> Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!<br /> Employee: Well, but that doesn't-<br /> Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!<br /> Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.<br /> Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!<br /> Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?<br /> Man: Well no, but what does that matter?<br /> Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.<br /> Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.<br /> Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.<br /> Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.<br /> Employee:<br /> Man:<br /> Employee:<br /> Man: Fuck you, slut.http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/48810644445http://elreyjoven.tumblr.com/post/48810644445Wed, 24 Apr 2013 18:51:41 -0500